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Quite possibly the worst movie I'll never see

What in heaven's name convinced Hollywood to produce The House of The Dead? I mean, the kiss of death of movie advertising should be "Based on the Best Selling Video Game."

On the other hand, this is the franchise which spawned the well-reviewed not-so-classic PC hit The Typing of the Dead. There's something oddly beautiful about killer-zombie typing tutors: this is the kind of project that ends up being beautiful because the developers were given a dead-end project that no one expected anything from, and proceeded to exceed pitifully low expectations.

If you're concerned that you'll be forever behind in law school because you can't type, or would like to use your keyboard for stress relief, here's the product for you!

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