Evil Plan Step 1: Acquire Topiary Garden
The Scene: a study area at the law school, where two of my female classmates, A. and B., are studying with me. Well, 'studying' in that way which means 'chatting a bit whenever the reading gets too boring.'
A: I think some of those signs tend to objectify women.Me: You know, I've always wanted to objectify a woman. I'm just not sure on the concrete steps of how to do so. (pause) My best bet so far is to get some pretty young woman to pose nude for me, pull a gorgon's head out of my pocket, and then put her in my topiary garden.
B: Tony, you don't have enough class to have a topiary garden.
So, now it's time to start growing my topiary garden on the roof of the Malebolge.
Can anyone tell that finals pressure is getting to me?
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