Hijacking... John Kerry Style
Yes, it's another fine day for freedom of speech.
Upon hearing the news that the NRA might try to purchase a TV station (thus getting around campaign finance laws by being a part of the media), John Kerry "called on all of the candidates...[to] stand up to the NRA�s attempt to 'hijack the airwaves' with their special interest millions."
So, let's get this straight. Purchasing a television station is 'hijacking the airwaves.' I can only imagine what dinnertime in the Kerry household must be like:
Alexandra Kerry: Gee, Dad, who do we want to hijack our TV tonight? Ted Turner, or Rupert Murdoch?
John Kerry: Who do you think will have me further ahead in the polls?
Vanessa Kerry: I don't know, Dad. [pause] Oh my God! It's a Howard Dean ad! Quick, Alex, turn the channel, quick! You know how daddy gets when the TV gets hijacked by Howard Dean!
If there's any justice in the world, Kerry's TV gets 'hijacked' with Prozac ads. A chill pill is in order here.