Quite Possibly The Worst Thing You Can Buy on Amazon
I'm including the link so you know I'm not making this up:
The 9-inch George Bush Chibi Plush represents the President's best effort to win votes among Ghost In The Shell fans! Done in Chibi style, this is how President George Bush would look in a Japanese animated cartoon. Depending on your political affiliation, you can have George join the Power Puff girls and fight evil, or make George the newest villain!
Personally, I want to see the George Bush Chibi vs. Cthulhu Night Gaunt. Or maybe against the Monty Python Baby Killer Rabbit.
UPDATE: I'm shopping for "unique" birthday gifts. In the process of doing so, I've come across this:
Lunch Money is a non-collectible card game. You play Catholic school girls who are beating each other up for their lunch money. All of the designs are in good fun, but may offend some of our more conservative customers. Beware!
I'll have to think of someone to whom I can give that...