Before heading off to sunny Texas for spring break I've cleaned like a demon. Unless the room floods while I'm gone (not entirely impossible), I should return home to a room that sparkles like a hotel. Part of this has involved throwing out or donating some of my old clothes, something at which I've never been very good. Today I've been strict: anything I've not worn consistently in the last six months is going. I really need to limit my closet consumption.
I'm especially loathe to throw out t-shirts that have silly slogans on them. (Yes, I've got the fashion sense of a color-blind zombie.) Sadly, I can't seem to find anyone who makes the following anymore:
- STOP PLATE TECTONICS
- "I've got the body of a god. Unfortunately, that god is Buddha."
- Pave the Planet! One World, One People, One Slab of Asphalt!
Come to think of it, it's probably best for me that these things have gone thoroughly out of fashion....